Wait, You're Serious?

I am really not a negative person, I really love art and have a great love and admiration for fellow artists. With that said, I'm blunt, I call things how I see them and when someone F^@#s up, I will call them out. So I have to highlight something else that has come to my attention that I can't resist commenting on.

This is the second time I've watched a video and thought is was a joke. (A dishonorable mention to Tahj Mowry's castration of the Boom Boom Satellites song "Kick It Out". I've already gone far enough with commentary on that song.) As the with first time, I got half way through the video and had to say out loud "wait, you're serious?".

3LW, 3 Little Women, A memory from my pubescent days. The videos, I don't remember much, the songs, even less. But the one thing I do remember the fact that I thought "the light skinded one with the gap" was cute. And of course thinking "If only she didn't have that gap she'd be BAD" and I could officially say I had a crush on her.

Kiely Williams, the reason why the group existed because is was her mother who formed it with the sole intention of creating a musical outlet for her daughter. By the time the Cheetah Girls formed I lost interest (maybe because she didn't fix the gap).

Anyway, after viewing Naturi Naughton's (of 3LW) performance as Lil' Kim in "Notorious" I figured it would be only a matter of time before Kiely would make an appearance.

I was right. As it turns out, unfortunately. She fixed her gap, that's about where the good news ends...



Mrs. Williams are you proud of what daughter has done with her musical outlet?

This looks like the opening credits to a sleazy HBO late night special.

I went from, "She'd be hot if it wasn't for that gap." to "She'd be hot if I didn't feel like I'd get VD from shaking her hand"

I know how some female artists try to be sexually empowering but this is just shit. What exactly are we glamorizing here? I have more respect for ACTUAL hookers.

On a less serious note, what the hell is up with the dude in the video. Ladies, is he sexy in any way? I mean if you are going to so desperately (and pathetically) sell sex, at least be convincing, use a model for goodness sake! Next, I love how she reflects on how great the sex was but then in the next breath says how she doesn't remember anything.

The highlight of the song has to be the line "I hope he used a rubber, or Imma be in trouble. Problem is I don't remember, except for rolling over"

You're disgusting.

This video should be shown to Sex Ed. classes all over the world: "Kids, this is how you get AIDS"

It's quite ironic how this came through Nine Lives Entertainment, now I'd say they're down to seven and this surely didn't land on it's feet.

I must admit that this is the worst thing I have ever viewed but it does have some entertainment value because it is simply hilarious.

Lil' Kim now looks like Mother Teresa.

Ok, I'm done with my rant.

Be careful out there people, don't get pass out drunk. When you're out having a good time be cautious about who you're looking dancing with. Stay vigilant with you're

/.Eyes Always Open.\

- Jag

Holy Shit!

First I can't believe a whole month has gone by since the last post. My birthday passed and I didn't say anything. I'll get to that later. Anyway check out this video. So cool.




April will be different, more to come soon.

You know the deal, keep your...

/.Eyes Always Open.\

-Jag